extreme kawaii ginny, chapter two

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 (i’m emo by the way, my likes are satan and devils)

tks 4 da gd reviews! i will cntinue riting dis fic 4 all u guys out dere! tks Pete 4 hlping 2 beta-read da fic! TKS EVRY1!!!!!111 NEVILE <3 GINY WOOT! XDXD

XXXchapter twoXXX

dumbledor ran into de room!

“someboddy set up us da BOMB!” he screamed in a manly way (i have a crush on dumbldor but giny doesn’t mind bcos we noe tht we’re de only true luv for one anothr!).

ginny screamd loudly. “i m scared, nevile” she sed and thn i comforted her by givin hr a kiss n she smild at me.

“nevile loongbottom, is it?” dumbledor sed to me. i sed “yes i am nevile” and dumbledore smild at me and sed “dere is a big trouble out dere and u r de only 1 tht can save us!” then evry1 burst intyo tears and shoutd “nevile we r all counting on ya\!” n i sed “no problem!” n even tho i wuz vry scared bcos i have a phobia (tht means im scard of sumtink) of dark magik and stuf. (my parents got killd longtime ago bcos of dark magik tht’s why i’m emo and stuff)

bt giny kissd me and said comforted;y “nevile u must face up 2 ur fears bcos i likke brave men” n dis encorgaed me n so i went out. even dumbledor wuz prasing me 4 ma corage n de whole schol wuz hopin i wld hlp solve da prblem!!!!!11

den i went outside n dere wuz sum1 tht loked alot lik vlodemort! he had no nose and lots of white nmakeup n stuf. it wuz………

VLODEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“ha ha ha u puny wizard! i will crush u!” he sed strongly (bt i pointd the middle finger at him n he becam sad so i laughed loudly.)

“screw off voldemot!” i shot a spell at him tht i learnt in transfgrtation n he ran away sadly. de whole class appladed n sed i wuz brave n giny cam up 2 me n kissd me n evry1 cheerd fr us!! we went bak 2 de dorm kissng n when i went bak 2 my room i put on my black eyeliner (i bought it frm hogsmead togther with gin-gin) n walkde out of de dormityr when suddenly i saw hormone!!!!!!

“nevile longbottom!” she cried oiut sexily. i smild at her even tho i wuz angry at her.

“whats up” i exclaimed coolly n she burst into tears.

“crookshans died!” hermone said n cried. i lent her my strong musculer sholder n sed comfortjng things lik “u cn always buy a new cat” and “forget abt it hormone it’s okay” n she started smilin at me. then i kissd her and suddenly…………..

gin-gin walkd into the dormitry!

“WAT R U DOING NEVILE LONGBOITTOPM!!!” sHE WAS SO ANGRY and her wrist wuz bleding!!!!!

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pls r/r my fic thx! is it gd so far or not? dun worry nevile won’t end up with hormone bcos hormon is a SLUT but dis is just a distractrion frm the main plot so u will get excited xD

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6 responses to “extreme kawaii ginny, chapter two

  1. WTF…i thot for a wyl tht hormonee is gonig to be wif nevil no way man nevil X gin 4eva!

  2. omgomg LOLZ dis is da bez panfix EBAR!11 ur betta dan da bloodryists666 bich wtf lolz shes soch a poser prepx!

    o butt lmao ur speelings n grandma r rong at da 1 prat were you sed “i shot a spell at him” it shud bee “i shotted da speel at him” kk lolz dunt whorry dis is contraceptive criciscitsism!!! kk?

  3. Okay, are you really a 3rd grader who failed his English lessons? Because you write like one.

    It would take 2 pages of letter-sized paper with 8pt font to list out all the spelling and grammatical errors in this junk.

    I’m giving up on this. Farewell, may your English improve one day.

  4. GJ anoying looser jhon smoth is gone GTH mna we dun need fkers liek yoy

    srsly i no 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 hmslf IRL hes way mor kewl und emo then yuo nerds CUM BAK IN A MILION LIGTH YEERS

  5. XxXblOODywristpizzat666XxX

    YEA HE IS KEWL, GOFFIK RULZ FER LIEF MANZ YOU PREPPZ CAN ALL GO TO HEVEN (HAHA COS WERE ALL GOFFIKE ANED WELIEK STANZ YEA) BECUZ WE KNOW BLEFING RISTS AND ALL ARE KEWL UNLEIK UR DMB PREPS. I TINK DAT FIER AND BREMSTUN IS BETTA ANYDAY. AN I HETE HORMEN BCUZ SHE IS SUZH A PUOSOER. YOU GO 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 I WEIL SPPORTZ AL DA WAI

  6. TYTY! n dun listn to tht fuker jon smit h hes liek jalous of ma mny coments! i alr haves almst a thuosnd commnts n so hes jalous of me~ but nvm! satanz will RCOK HIM! hahaha xD <3 rcok pn fellow satanizttts were working 4 de same impt cause!!!!!!

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