extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 (i’m emo by the way, my likes are satan and devils)
DISCLAMMER THIS IS RATD MANURE BCOS OF VIOLNCE N SEX N GOTHIK IMAGEZ if u hate satan and hell fk off
my name is neville longbottom. i am 16 & and have long blonde curly hair that reaches to my shoulders and all (I’m emo) and I am a student at hogwarts school of wizards and witchs. i used to have a girlfriend called hormone but she left me for this slut called justin timbalake (HE SUXXXXXX GO TO HELL YOU FUKER HE IS A PREP HE CAN’T SINGZzzzzzz) so now im chillin with ginny weasley we both lik one another but were not steadi yt bcos i don’t wanna hurt ron’s feelings because ron is ma fren. we both luv blawck eyed peas bcos they rock (and gins have a crush on fergie bcos she is bi but i don’t care bcos i tink bi people r HAWT)
today i was in herbs class (i’m vry gd in herbs because i’m good at cutting things) when professor sprouts said “every1 pick a partner & cut the weeds” so ginny and i did it togethar (even though the prep harry pottr wantd t do w/ ginny because he had a crush on ginny bt ginny liks me and i liks ginny so we asked harry to fk off and he burst into tears and we laughed and we pressed our lips aginst ech othr accidently romantikly)
“OMG” said ginny and the whole class stard at us.
“what;s the matter gins (i call her gins bcos we’re intimate frens)” i shouted hotly (‘hot’ as in the emo bt sexy way which suits my purpl eyeliner)
“i- i-” gins blushed very redly and lookd at me dspondantly. “i’ve nvr kissed any1 beffore nevile”
“me too” i remarked coolly. “but i’m willing t take responsiblty ginny” and i kissed her agin & she smiled and we made luv on da weeds and every1 stard at us but we didn;t care bcos we truley loved one anothr & no one coudl interfer.
“HOLD IT RITE DERE YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!11111111ONEONEONE!” shouted a cold chilly voic behind us jst as i was taking out my clothes.
i turned around. it wuz…………………………………….. DRACO MALGOY!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!
“WHY R U HVING SEX WITH GINNY! I WILL TELL TH PROFESSOR!” screamed draco angrily. he ran off on his broomstick.
gin-gin (tht’s ma nickname for ginny bcos we’re evn more intimat frens now) burst into tearz but i put my strong muscular hand to her face & wipd her tearz and we wer calm & prepard to accpt da consequences.
“neville, wht we do now?” she said in a weak frail voice (i like weak frail girls bcos they r vry kawaii, & gin-gin hd big bobs n evrythng) and i wuz scared bt i pretnded not be scared bcos everyone wuz looking at us. i said “it’s okay. now tht we’ve done it let’s gt married gin-gin!” i used the wand thing and conjred a large 48-karat ring & gv it 2 gin-gin and the girls al catwhisted n we were vry happy.
bt suddenly dere wuz an EXPLOSION!
pls review pls sae gd tthings pls ths is only ma 1st fic k! NEVILE N KAWAI GINNY FOR DA WIN!