extreme kawaii ginny

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 (i’m emo by the way, my likes are satan and devils)

DISCLAMMER THIS IS RATD MANURE BCOS OF VIOLNCE N SEX N GOTHIK IMAGEZ if u hate satan and hell fk off

XXXchapter oneXXX

my name is neville longbottom. i am 16 & and have long blonde curly hair that reaches to my shoulders and all (I’m emo) and I am a student at hogwarts school of wizards and witchs. i used to have a girlfriend called hormone but she left me for this slut called justin timbalake (HE SUXXXXXX GO TO HELL YOU FUKER HE IS A PREP HE CAN’T SINGZzzzzzz) so now im chillin with ginny weasley we both lik one another but were not steadi yt bcos i don’t wanna hurt ron’s feelings because ron is ma fren. we both luv blawck eyed peas bcos they rock (and gins have a crush on fergie bcos she is bi but i don’t care bcos i tink bi people r HAWT)

today i was in herbs class (i’m vry gd in herbs because i’m good at cutting things) when professor sprouts said “every1 pick a partner & cut the weeds” so ginny and i did it togethar (even though the prep harry pottr wantd t do w/ ginny because he had a crush on ginny bt ginny liks me and i liks ginny so we asked harry to fk off and he burst into tears and we laughed and we pressed our lips aginst ech othr accidently romantikly)

“OMG” said ginny and the whole class stard at us.

“what;s the matter gins (i call her gins bcos we’re intimate frens)” i shouted hotly (‘hot’ as in the emo bt sexy way which suits my purpl eyeliner)

“i- i-” gins blushed very redly and lookd at me dspondantly. “i’ve nvr kissed any1 beffore nevile”

“me too” i remarked coolly. “but i’m willing t take responsiblty ginny” and i kissed her agin & she smiled and we made luv on da weeds and every1 stard at us but we didn;t care bcos we truley loved one anothr & no one coudl interfer.

“HOLD IT RITE DERE YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!11111111ONEONEONE!” shouted a cold chilly voic behind us jst as i was taking out my clothes.

i turned around. it wuz…………………………………….. DRACO MALGOY!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!

“WHY R U HVING SEX WITH GINNY! I WILL TELL TH PROFESSOR!” screamed draco angrily. he ran off on his broomstick.

gin-gin (tht’s ma nickname for ginny bcos we’re evn more intimat frens now) burst into tearz but i put my strong muscular hand to her face & wipd her tearz and we wer calm & prepard to accpt da consequences.

“neville, wht we do now?” she said in a weak frail voice (i like weak frail girls bcos they r vry kawaii, & gin-gin hd big bobs n evrythng) and i wuz scared bt i pretnded not be scared bcos everyone wuz looking at us. i said “it’s okay. now tht we’ve done it let’s gt married gin-gin!” i used the wand thing and conjred a large 48-karat ring & gv it 2 gin-gin and the girls al catwhisted n we were vry happy.

bt suddenly dere wuz an EXPLOSION!

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pls review pls sae gd tthings pls ths is only ma 1st fic k! NEVILE N KAWAI GINNY FOR DA WIN!

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8 responses to “extreme kawaii ginny

  1. OMG OMG OMG your the best writer ever! nevileXginny FTW hary can go fk off lol

    btw pls r&r my fic too lol pls its also kewl emo stuff like urs

  2. OMG luvs ya fic! <3<3 buht cn u mak it so nevile iz actually satan bcos tht’s rly cool! =D satan and nevile ftw! i lik how nevile is vry misunderstod in de story bcos no one noes hes emo! :( cheer up nevile we are supporting u de! giny also lor, evry1 tinks shes ugly. i say dose ppl cn go fk off or smth! ginny is so kawaii lor!

  3. I don’t get this. This stuff is horrible.

  4. hay jhon smitg go fk off your a loser k

    666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 OMG your like so emo i liek how your pairing nev and gin WHAT HAPPENS AFHTER THE EXPLOSIN put up chpt 2 quickly PLS PLS

  5. whuever you joon smutth go fcuk of ur suck a prep posuer loser!!11

    omgz phlegminghelzdeepavalisanticrhsits UR SO KEWL LORLZ i lub uyr riteing (geddit cos were goffik so wee hav rites) soo much i wan 2 cut miselfz over and ober agin!!! u ROX!11 LOLZ n gibby is HAWTZ plisz make a treesome wif hormone k fangs@!11

  6. XxXblOODywristpizzat666XxX

    OMFG YOU PREPS SHD JUST FK OFF K, COS KAWAI GIN IS KEWL. AND HYE IM BI TO YUO WAN TO MKAE OUT? I THINK ID B AQEZOME IFFZ YOU MAKE HARRY AND VULDOMUY(SEE IZ DAT SPALLD RONG?) GET TEGETHER BCUZ DEYRE LIEK BOTH DUMB PREPZ AND VOKDOMORT IS A POISER ADN DATS TE ONLI THING WORSE THEN A PREP HAHA.

  7. so sry it wasd my littel bro hu posetrerd da comentgf using ma acoutn. hes so anoying he fking hates goths even tho were liek so cool and stuff soe hes a prep but i haev blck lipstick and i ware it eveyr dae so im like goth like u evn tho my mum doestn like it i parey to satan to maek me a vapire sos i cn scuk her blood. i lke ur fanfic its liek the coolist evar cos most peeps dunno da HP peopul ar eliek goth and stuff. u realley understadn them and like mke voldymort seduice neville they wuld lok so kewl togetha.
    im liek dysleksing k so ddont maek fun of ma englisw.

  8. yar mn they r prepz cos they brokd de 4th wall WTF!!!!! GO FUK HORMONE OR SMTH. losdrs wit NO LIF. I BT UR FANFIKS SUX LIKE YO MOMMA. (sry 4 bein mean n evrythin bt i m jus so ansty n evrythin! no 1 undrestnds mi!)

    tks 4 all de posivite commnts luvs ya all

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