extreme kawaii ginny, chapter four

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666

i dun care wat all de bad commnts r saynig i’ll jus kep riting 4 my fans! GOTH FTW! (btw i hide the words goth ni de title below can u see it? :P i m so sneky sumtimes XD) hint it is in breckets!!!

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dumledore reveled evryding 2 us! he sed he had fall in luv with giny longtime ago n dats why hes been spying on gniy in the bathrm n bedrom! he use harry potter (WHO IS DE PRICK!)’S clok of invisiblity to spy on giny! wen he finish his story we weer all slient not even saying a word liek “oh my devil” (giny n i liek to sae tht, were goffik we worship de devils geddit! xD)

den dumbledore break the slience. he sudenly laffed EVILLY! “snice i m de hadmaster i can do anyding i wan! so i will take giny n MARRY her! bwahaha!” he laffed with an evil undertone (liek he wuz a vampre, except he wasnt bcos vamprires are cool n he wuz uncool =P) den this made both of us luvrs vry upset bcos we were to be braken up liek romo n julet in dat rmonatic disney show!

den i screamed manly. “if u wanna mary giny, ull hav 2 get past me FIRST!!!!” liek the action movies in de cinema, den dumbleredor lookd shockd bcos he did not aspect me 2 defy his orders. “ok den we will hv a duel in de dark 2nite! in de Evil Deep Dark Dungeno!” n he sweeped his cloak dramticaly n ran away using de magic spell!

i wuz vry scared n bursted into tears! i know men dun cry, dey only bled, but i am a sensitve n romantc boy so i rly cried! den giny used her braviest voice (even tho i knew dat she wuz also scared 4 me, she wuz liek shivering all over her body) n sed “i noe nevile will defionteiyly win dumbeldre! bcos good will trimkph over evil!” n dis encouraged me n so i prayed 2 satan (im satanist, geddit?) n asked him 2 help me fite de evil spirits n i kissd giny 2 surprise her n we made luv until de nightime, we even skiped potions class bcos we hated snap n nothink could step in our way!

den de sun slowly sank into beneath de vast green montains n de enormous yllow moon cam up 2 de sky. (see im using figrative langugae i lerned it frm my riting class xD) n me n giny knew dat i had 2 go fite dumbledroe in de dungeon now!!!

den giny went 2 her bagpack n she took out a giantic metal club. “here nevile” she sed romatnically in a hartwarming tone “dis is my wesley family hairlom it is a giantic metal club, i m giving it 2 u in case u dont survive de fight!” i jus took de giganic metal club n left de dormitry. little does i noe dat de metal club wud help me in de fite aginst dumbledreo!

i went out of de domitry n headed 2wards de dungenos. fear waits 4 no one, it is de dark ting hidin in de universe. (see dats an insprational quote i didnt copy it from anywhere else i made it miself! xD i lernt how to mak inspirational quotes in my riting class also, my class is vry good n inproved my riting skillz alot! hehe)

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hows dis chappy? nevile wil go fite de evil dumbldoer 2 win over de hawt giny! who will win??? (lemme giv u a hint de winners name starts with “N” :D)

extreme kawaii ginny, chapter three

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666

tks 4 all de supprt guys & gals <3 ya! i will tak in all de commnts n listn to ur suggstions! rmb, NEVILE <3 GINY 4EVA!

~~~~~cHaPtEr ThReE~~~~~

“why is your wrist BLEDING!” i screamed horrficaly and giny burst into trars. i ran up to her fastly n held her hand n reminded her i still luved her bt she jst kept cryin n slashin her rist with her wand (which was black in collor but slitely red with giny’s blood). then i sed “i promise u! by merlin’s bird i wun go kising others agin giny! i luv only u!” (in a vry romantic n assured voice) then ginny smild at me n we started makin out.

then hormone wuz so angry n she……… turned into……..

PROFFESOR SNAP!!!!!!!~!

“AHAHAHAHAA!!!” he crid out loud n he laughed in an evil maner. “i have locked all de doors n i will kil u! i wil use de curse of DOM!!!!!!!”

“but i thot u were hormone” i interjekted fierceyl n giny burstr into tears agin n took out her blak wand.

“i used…… the POLIJUICE POTOIN!!” snap laffed evily n pointed his dangruos wand at me 2 sae the spell of doom. i tryed 2 protect giny from harm bcos she wuz de luv of my life n i wld do anything 2 protec her.

“ABRA KEDEVAR!” screamed snap bt i ducked n it hit de wall, missin my ear by a few inchs luckiy. i laughed and usd the speell “ex[ecpto ptronum!” at shooted it at snap!! n snap screamed liek he wuz vry scared of de spell n he said “my master! i m dying!” n he presed smth on his hand which had a skul on it!

giny said “it is de death mark!!!” n i wuz scared bcos only dark wizzards have de death mark. but snap dissappeaed in a bunch of puple smoke n den ginny SCREMED n ponted 2 de celing!

IT WAS DUMBLEDOR! he wuz standin on de ceiling n he wuz naked n looking at us n he wuz touchin his u-noe-what while lookin at us!

“what de fuk r u doing dumbledor u prep!” i knew he wuz de headmaser of de sch but i wuz jus so angry at him tht i lost all control n thats why i shouted at him! he looked down at us ashmed of himslef n he wuz BLUSHING!

“im sry guys i cant hlp loking at giny, u see guys i luv giny!”

i GASPED.
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GUYs how wuz this chappy? i noe it wuz a littel short bt i hd 2 leve dis on a clifhangar! xD i lernt dis from a riting clas dats were i got my riting skills from in case u askd.

extreme kawaii ginny, chapter two

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 (i’m emo by the way, my likes are satan and devils)

tks 4 da gd reviews! i will cntinue riting dis fic 4 all u guys out dere! tks Pete 4 hlping 2 beta-read da fic! TKS EVRY1!!!!!111 NEVILE <3 GINY WOOT! XDXD

XXXchapter twoXXX

dumbledor ran into de room!

“someboddy set up us da BOMB!” he screamed in a manly way (i have a crush on dumbldor but giny doesn’t mind bcos we noe tht we’re de only true luv for one anothr!).

ginny screamd loudly. “i m scared, nevile” she sed and thn i comforted her by givin hr a kiss n she smild at me.

“nevile loongbottom, is it?” dumbledor sed to me. i sed “yes i am nevile” and dumbledore smild at me and sed “dere is a big trouble out dere and u r de only 1 tht can save us!” then evry1 burst intyo tears and shoutd “nevile we r all counting on ya\!” n i sed “no problem!” n even tho i wuz vry scared bcos i have a phobia (tht means im scard of sumtink) of dark magik and stuf. (my parents got killd longtime ago bcos of dark magik tht’s why i’m emo and stuff)

bt giny kissd me and said comforted;y “nevile u must face up 2 ur fears bcos i likke brave men” n dis encorgaed me n so i went out. even dumbledor wuz prasing me 4 ma corage n de whole schol wuz hopin i wld hlp solve da prblem!!!!!11

den i went outside n dere wuz sum1 tht loked alot lik vlodemort! he had no nose and lots of white nmakeup n stuf. it wuz………

VLODEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“ha ha ha u puny wizard! i will crush u!” he sed strongly (bt i pointd the middle finger at him n he becam sad so i laughed loudly.)

“screw off voldemot!” i shot a spell at him tht i learnt in transfgrtation n he ran away sadly. de whole class appladed n sed i wuz brave n giny cam up 2 me n kissd me n evry1 cheerd fr us!! we went bak 2 de dorm kissng n when i went bak 2 my room i put on my black eyeliner (i bought it frm hogsmead togther with gin-gin) n walkde out of de dormityr when suddenly i saw hormone!!!!!!

“nevile longbottom!” she cried oiut sexily. i smild at her even tho i wuz angry at her.

“whats up” i exclaimed coolly n she burst into tears.

“crookshans died!” hermone said n cried. i lent her my strong musculer sholder n sed comfortjng things lik “u cn always buy a new cat” and “forget abt it hormone it’s okay” n she started smilin at me. then i kissd her and suddenly…………..

gin-gin walkd into the dormitry!

“WAT R U DOING NEVILE LONGBOITTOPM!!!” sHE WAS SO ANGRY and her wrist wuz bleding!!!!!

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pls r/r my fic thx! is it gd so far or not? dun worry nevile won’t end up with hormone bcos hormon is a SLUT but dis is just a distractrion frm the main plot so u will get excited xD

extreme kawaii ginny

extreme kawaii ginny
by 666_flaminghelldevils_antichrist_666 (i’m emo by the way, my likes are satan and devils)

DISCLAMMER THIS IS RATD MANURE BCOS OF VIOLNCE N SEX N GOTHIK IMAGEZ if u hate satan and hell fk off

XXXchapter oneXXX

my name is neville longbottom. i am 16 & and have long blonde curly hair that reaches to my shoulders and all (I’m emo) and I am a student at hogwarts school of wizards and witchs. i used to have a girlfriend called hormone but she left me for this slut called justin timbalake (HE SUXXXXXX GO TO HELL YOU FUKER HE IS A PREP HE CAN’T SINGZzzzzzz) so now im chillin with ginny weasley we both lik one another but were not steadi yt bcos i don’t wanna hurt ron’s feelings because ron is ma fren. we both luv blawck eyed peas bcos they rock (and gins have a crush on fergie bcos she is bi but i don’t care bcos i tink bi people r HAWT)

today i was in herbs class (i’m vry gd in herbs because i’m good at cutting things) when professor sprouts said “every1 pick a partner & cut the weeds” so ginny and i did it togethar (even though the prep harry pottr wantd t do w/ ginny because he had a crush on ginny bt ginny liks me and i liks ginny so we asked harry to fk off and he burst into tears and we laughed and we pressed our lips aginst ech othr accidently romantikly)

“OMG” said ginny and the whole class stard at us.

“what;s the matter gins (i call her gins bcos we’re intimate frens)” i shouted hotly (‘hot’ as in the emo bt sexy way which suits my purpl eyeliner)

“i- i-” gins blushed very redly and lookd at me dspondantly. “i’ve nvr kissed any1 beffore nevile”

“me too” i remarked coolly. “but i’m willing t take responsiblty ginny” and i kissed her agin & she smiled and we made luv on da weeds and every1 stard at us but we didn;t care bcos we truley loved one anothr & no one coudl interfer.

“HOLD IT RITE DERE YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!11111111ONEONEONE!” shouted a cold chilly voic behind us jst as i was taking out my clothes.

i turned around. it wuz…………………………………….. DRACO MALGOY!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!

“WHY R U HVING SEX WITH GINNY! I WILL TELL TH PROFESSOR!” screamed draco angrily. he ran off on his broomstick.

gin-gin (tht’s ma nickname for ginny bcos we’re evn more intimat frens now) burst into tearz but i put my strong muscular hand to her face & wipd her tearz and we wer calm & prepard to accpt da consequences.

“neville, wht we do now?” she said in a weak frail voice (i like weak frail girls bcos they r vry kawaii, & gin-gin hd big bobs n evrythng) and i wuz scared bt i pretnded not be scared bcos everyone wuz looking at us. i said “it’s okay. now tht we’ve done it let’s gt married gin-gin!” i used the wand thing and conjred a large 48-karat ring & gv it 2 gin-gin and the girls al catwhisted n we were vry happy.

bt suddenly dere wuz an EXPLOSION!

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pls review pls sae gd tthings pls ths is only ma 1st fic k! NEVILE N KAWAI GINNY FOR DA WIN!